Down memory lame
Published 6:47 am Saturday, June 15, 2019
By Peggy Keener
Full Circle
When I was a student, I really dreaded taking exams. I would shudder and grow weak as their impending day drew near and my fondest wish was for the time when I would no longer have to deal with such attacks on my contentedness. So, why am I sending you this? Is there a schadenfreude streak in me that all these many years later I still harbor?
No! This will be fun and there’s no red pencil here marking your answers—or guesses as the case may be. So just how crisp is your memory, anyway? Or conversely do the answers, like Gorilla Glue, peskily stick to the tip of your tongue and then — if you’re lucky — suddenly eject with a triumphant shout, saving you once again from the dreaded brain blahs?
Is your recall game or is it lame? Here we go.
1. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens often asked, “Who was that masked man? Invariably someone would answer, “Not sure, but he left this ____________ behind. What was it?
2. The first time the Beatles came to America in 1964, on what TV show did they appear? The ____ ________ Show.
3. Get your kicks ___ ________ ____.
4. The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to ____________ ___________.
5. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, _____ ______ _________ __________.
6. After the Twist, the Mashed Potato and the Watusi, we danced under a stick. It was called ______ __________.
7. Nestle’s makes the very best ____________.
8. Satchmo, a great jazz trumpet player, was America’s Ambassador of Goodwill. His real name was _______ __________.
9. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? __________
10. Red Skelton’s hobo character was named _______________ and Red always ended his TV show by saying, “Goodnight, and _____ _______________.
11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their _______.
12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by? __________ or ________.
13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about the “day the music died.” This was a tribute to ________ _________.
14. Remember the first satellite the Russians put into orbit? It was called _________.
15. One of the most popular fads of the 50s and 60s was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waists. It was called _____ _______-______.
16. What does LSMFT stand for? _______ _______ _______ ______ _________.
17. Hey, Kids! What time is it? It’s ________ _________ ______.
18. Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of men? The __________ knows.
19. There was a song that came out in the 60s that was a graveyard smash. The name was the ________ _______.
20. The Alka Seltzer logo was a boy with a tablet on his head. What was the boy’s name? ________.
21. What do the initials L.B.J. stand for? ____________ ___________ ___________.
22. Who was the owner and manager of a lumber yard in Rushville Center, a popular radio program in the 30s and 40s? ______ __________.
23. What does G.I. Mean? ___________ ____________.
24. What singer made “God Bless America” so popular that it was almost designated our national anthem? ________ ___________.
25. Who were the members of the Rat Pack? Frank _________, Sammy _______ ____, Joey _________, Dean _________ and Peter ___________.
26. Muhammed Ali used to say, “Float like a __________, sting like a _______.
Answers
- A silver bullet
- The Ed Sullivan Show
- Route 66
- To protect the innocent
- “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
- The limbo
- Chocolate
- Louis Armstrong
- The Timex watch
- Freddy the Freeloader and Good Night and God Bless
- Draft cards (and also bras)
- Beetle or Bug
- Buddy Holly
- Sputnik
- Hoola-Hoop
- Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco
- Howdy Doody Time
- The Shadow
- Monster Mash
- Speedy
- Lyndon Baines Johnson
- Ma Perkins
- Government issue
- Kate Smith
- Sinatra, Davis, Jr., Bishop, Martin, Lawford
- Butterfly, bee.
Your Score
• All correct — liar, liar pants on fire.
• Half correct — when hell freezes over.
• Five correct — who are you kidding?
• Two correct — that’s more like it.
• None correct — you were born last year.