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Al Batt: Can’t eat and sleep at the same time

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting My doctor told me I should sleep and eat at the same time each day. That sounds like good ... Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, September 27, 2022 5:31 pm

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Al Batt: Just how real is reality?

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting What are you watching? It’s a series about a man who decides to never clip his toenails again. Thank ... Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, September 20, 2022 5:17 pm

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Al Batt: Weeee — we hit 3 mph

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting The Labor Day traffic on I-70 to Denver was terrible. How terrible was it? Whenever I got my speed ... Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, September 13, 2022 4:41 pm

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Al Batt: Solving the mystery before us

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Have you figured out how that mystery novel ends? No, I started in the middle. Why would you do ... Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, September 6, 2022 8:39 pm

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Al Batt: It’s okay to smile for no reason

Echoes of the Loafers’ Club Meeting I have tendonitis. I have tinnitus, too. No, I have tendonitis. What? Driving by Bruce’s drive I have a ... Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, August 30, 2022 6:05 pm

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Al Batt: FEMA can’t account for toothpick bridge

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting What have you been up to? I’ve been building a ship in a bottle. Wow! How do you get ... Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, August 16, 2022 5:35 pm

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Kristine Kay Scott, 57

Kristine Kay Scott, age 57, of Lansing, Minnesota, passed away on Wednesday, August 10, 2022, at her home in Lansing. Kristine was born June 27, ... Read more

by Al Batt, Thursday, August 11, 2022 9:00 pm

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Al Batt: Living the days of yesteryear

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Do you know the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper? No. Then please don’t use my bathroom. ... Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, August 9, 2022 6:28 pm

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Al Batt: On the lookout for a watch

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I signed up for the neighborhood watch. Good for you. I hope it’s a Rolex. Driving by Bruce’s drive ... Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, August 2, 2022 6:04 pm

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Al Batt: Help me with some privacy

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’ve been doing some naked sunbathing in my yard. Why on earth are you doing that? So my neighbors ... Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, July 26, 2022 6:10 pm

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Al Batt: Man caves make games better

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I saw a great baseball game on TV last night. Which one? The one in my man cave. Driving ... Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, July 19, 2022 6:15 pm

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Robert W. Pettitt, 95

Robert Wesley Pettitt, age 95, of Austin, passed away with family at his bedside on Saturday, July 9, 2022 at St. Mark’s Lutheran Home. Bob ... Read more

by Al Batt, Monday, July 11, 2022 5:02 pm

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Al Batt: What a coincidence-good morning

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Good morning. Oh, my goodness! What? I was going to say the same thing. Driving by Bruce’s drive I ... Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, July 5, 2022 4:40 pm

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Al Batt: This book seems familiar

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’ll be right back with your beef dinner special. Could I have extra mashed potatoes? I’m sorry, but the ... Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, June 28, 2022 5:56 pm

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Al Batt: My neighbor’s pilot episode

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’m making a documentary about my neighbor’s powered paraglider. How is that going? Good. I’ve already filmed the pilot. ... Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:38 pm

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