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Al Batt: Old Mother Hubbard’s squash

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I watched people jogging by my house yesterday. It gave me the ...

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Al Batt: Whistling out of habit

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting There are no leaves on your lawn. I bought a leaf blower. ...

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Al Batt: Waiting for my mind to open for business

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’ve developed psychic powers. When did that happen? Next Friday. Driving by ...

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Al Batt: Ideologies of chair sitting

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I put a lot of thought into your birthday gift. What did ...

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Al Batt: Still trying to get back up

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting What time is it? It’s later than it’s ever been. Then my ...

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Al Batt: A deer bound for branch manager

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I opened the shed door and there was a skunk. I’ll bet ...

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Al Batt: A cup of milk, hold the milk

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting My neighbor Crandall was a pain in school. Every class has a ...

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Al Batt: She’s my darling sugar lump

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’m sorry for making you wait. I was on the phone with ...

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Al Batt: Life keeps me from going sane

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’m glad the world isn’t flat. Why? Because if it were, cats ...

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Al Batt: Stopping in Janesville for a treat

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Welcome to the Eat Around It Cafe. Would you like to hear ...

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Al Batt: How did I look before the fair

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Many people at the county fair told me I looked good. That ...

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Al Batt: Sleeping with eyes wide open

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting You fell asleep in church. Were my eyes closed? Of course they ...

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Al Batt: There are no empty toothpaste tubes

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I want to be a multi-millionaire like my father. Your father is ...

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Al Batt: Selling the film rights to this column

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I told my psychiatrist I keep hearing voices. What did he say? ...

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Al Batt: Lakes have the best skipping stones

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Why? That’s what ...

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