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Al Batt: Take time to be amazed

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting What is the state sport? Hockey? Ha! Don’t make me laugh. It’s ...

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Al Batt: Living the American Dream

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Did you put those plastic flamingos on my lawn? Of course not! ...

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Al Batt: “You can’t always get what you want”

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting My wife went shoe shopping. So? Why? She already owns a pair ...

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Al Batt: Swarms of humans, and insects

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Bob is a freelance laxative tester. Can he make any money doing ...

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Al Batt: Hunger is the best sauce in the world

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting I pick the seeds off my sesame seed bagels. Why don’t you ...

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Bad weather is muggy’s faithful companion

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting My new drone is stuck at the top of a towering cottonwood tree. ...

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I’m not lazy, I was born tired

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting The sign on the door says you’re closed. It always says we’re ...

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Al Batt: Summer just wants to have sun

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’ve just joined the most exclusive club in the county. How exclusive ...

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Al Batt: Don’t get a manicure in the butcher shop

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting That guy spends his days looking for something to be offended by. ...

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Al Batt: Be more thankful today than yesterday

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting You dropped your phone. I know. Aren’t you going to pick it ...

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If your alphabet soup spells out “YUCK,” don’t eat it

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting What’s that? It’s a list of things I have to do today. ...

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Al Batt: Becoming shorter to please mother-in-law

Echoes from the Loafer’s Club Meeting I hate Mondays. This isn’t Monday. I hate days that pretend to ...

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Al Batt: Spring in Minnesota comes with chilly hang-ups

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I bought a house next to the railroad tracks. Aren’t you worried ...

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Al Batt: Life is a matter of getting used to things

Minutes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting What are you moaning and groaning about? I’m sitting on a tack ...

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Al Batt: Wandering mind prepared to wonder

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I just purchased a new cellphone. The salesman said everyone who bought ...

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