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Al Batt: Challenge accepted, now give me my trillions

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting You are as tan as my old baseball glove. Have you been ...

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Al Batt: Long way to Mars, better get packing

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’d love to visit Mars one day. It’s 140 million miles away. ...

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Outsmarting detours and hand signals for nothing

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting       Do you notice an offensive smell? No. Good. Then ...

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Optimism of barbecuing in a one-grill garage

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I feel as if I’d eaten 15 pancakes. How many did you ...

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No one gets dessert until the goulash is eaten

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting My grandfather was the greatest whaler to ever come out of Iowa. ...

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Al Batt: Recognizing a pet peeve

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I listened to the seventh game of the 1957 World Series on ...

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Al Batt: Pants of all flood types

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Why are you limping? My knee is sore. What would you do ...

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Al Batt: Forget everything else, complain about the weather

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I wanted to be a lawyer when I grew up. What kept ...

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Al Batt: Diving by the light in the corner

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting When my wife married me, she got a real prize. A toaster? ...

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Al Batt: Weasels ripped my flesh

Weasels didn’t really rip my flesh. “Weasels Ripped my Flesh” was the name of a Mothers of Invention ...

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Al Batt: Volumes of winter

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting My parakeet has started talking. What does it say? I don’t know. ...

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A vague idea of not knowing what I’m doing

Where were you born? In Minnesota. What part? All of me. Driving by Bruce’s drive I have a ...

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Al Batt: A town called Nevada … Iowa

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting How was your cruise? It was great. We went up Mount Everest. ...

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Al Batt: Complication of health

Echoes from the Loafers’ Meeting I heard your brother is hospitalized. What’s wrong? Health complications. Of what nature? ...

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Past the gateway of hotdishes

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Some idiot told me that I needed eyeglasses. Who told you that? ...

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