Al Batt

My hometown is centrally located … as long as you live near it

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’d better get going. You just got here. I know, but I ...

Al Batt

Eating healthy is more than refusing to supersize a meal

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting Happy birthday. How old are you now? I’m not sure. You don’t ...

Al Batt

What is worth a thought?

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting A penny for your thoughts. I’m thinking of joining a chronic nose-pickers ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Crack house turns out just to be a chiropractor’s office

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting I get a kick out of looking through my old high school ...

Al Batt

Don’t worry, you’re hitting all the potholes

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting I miss the good old days when I lived next to the ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Tear-free shampoo not yet proven to cure depression

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’m taking a statistics class in night school. I hate it. Then ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Pathological liar may have been just lying

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting My brother-in-law told me that he is a pathological liar. Is he? ...

Al Batt

The only UFO I’ve ever seen is an unidentified fried object

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting I gave my wife an empty box for her birthday. Why did ...

Al Batt

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

My wife says that I’m hard of listening, but I like to think of myself as a good ...

Al Batt

The cafe that used gravy like duct tape: It fixed everything

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting This is my lucky day. How’s that? My hat blew off and ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: I thought getting old would take longer

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting There are three things I can’t remember. I can’t remember faces and ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Do nothing until the weather slows you down

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting What did you do today? Nothing. What did you do yesterday? Nothing. ...

Al Batt

Over coffee, try to solve more problems than you create

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting Jim Simser of Fairmont gathers with about 15 other gentlemen at a ...

Al Batt

At Batt: It gets too windy at the front of church

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting That car I bought is a lemon. Take it back to the ...

Al Batt

Breakfast can put you on house arrest

I can’t go to the café with you today. I’m under house arrest. Why? Because I had oatmeal, a bran ...

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