Al Batt

Al Batt: Listen to the Dodgers just to hear Vin Scully

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I think honesty is my greatest weakness. I wouldn’t consider honesty to ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: A new set of problems to solve

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I get a kick out of horoscopes. The one today says that ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Four-leaf clovers are rare because people keep picking them

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Would you call yourself a religious man? Well, I’ve been to church ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Ending up with a negative number of steps

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting What kind of pie is that? It’s rhubarb. How come it’s so ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Pepper Spray Giveaway Night at the ballpark proves to be a stinging disaster

Echoes from the Loafers Club Meeting I’ll be glad when the election is over. Why is that? Grandma ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Time and patience is the answer, not butter

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting My name is Bartlomiej Wojciech Krojczyzewskiorz. How do you spell that? My ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: There was no margarine for error

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I can’t think of the kind of dog my brother owns. It ...

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Al Batt: Don’t let the emoticons get the best of you

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting What did you do yesterday? Yes. What? Sorry, I thought you’d asked ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: If it ain’t broke, I paid too much for it

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting You have to get up early in the morning to fool me. ...

Al Batt

Take the doctor’s advice with a grain of salt

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting My doctor says I’m supposed to cut down on sodium. Are you ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Unless you’re a teacher, don’t expect others to do math

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I hate Mondays. What’s wrong with Mondays? They aren’t Saturdays. Driving by ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: ‘No one ever died while eating here’

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’d have pitched in the major leagues if it hadn’t been for ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Anyone who eats here doesn’t scare easily

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting The world could use more people like you. Thank you. But not ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Words to live by: Keep your heart beating

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting I’m trying to come up with a personal motto. Good luck. Do ...

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Al Batt: Stories from the Batt Cave

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting Did you play football in high school? No, I couldn’t play because ...

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