Al Batt

Al Batt: In Skagway, Big Macs come by air

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: If you were stuck in an elevator, whom would you like to ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Eat cake because somewhere it’s someone’s birthday

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: I stepped on my eyeglasses and crushed them. I’m so thankful. Thankful? ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: A diet plan of sleeping until lunch

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: I’ve lost weight by giving up eating breakfast. How did you do ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Mississippi ends in a liquid state

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: Top of the morning to you. And the rest of the day ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Cowboys sang of heartache without tears

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: I fall asleep while watching TV. Big deal. Everybody does that. While ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: One day you realize you won’t play in the World Series

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: What are you doing today? I’m tying flies. I didn’t know you ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Life is all about enjoying the chase

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: What are you thinking about? Nothing. How can you think about nothing? ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Eating is easier than exercising

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: Everything I eat tastes like potato chips. What have you been eating? ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Tell a child Santa’s on the line when telemarketer calls next

Echoes from the Loafers Club Meeting: I used to go horseback riding every day. Did you go alone? ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: DDT ban may have boosted turkey vulture population

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: I put my shoes on the wrong feet this morning. How could ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Do what you have to, so you can do what you want to

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: How much is dinner? It’s all you can eat for $12. Give ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Feeding birds won’t slow migration

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: Do you know the difference between a chicken and an opossum? No. ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: To neighbor boy, textbooks are as good as mystery novels

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: I want two hamburgers. How do you want them? One with onions and one without. Which ...

Al Batt

Al Batt: Frowning means exercise

It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile.

Al Batt

Al Batt: Bumper stickers give something to not text about

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: How much is the sweet corn? It’s $6 a dozen. Did you ...

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