Al Batt
Al Batt: Gas station pumps can be like 20 questions
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: I’d give $5,000 to someone to do all my worrying for me. ...
Al Batt
Al Batt: Hearing aids puts marriage in trouble
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: How much do you weigh? I weigh 237 pounds. Wow! That’s pretty ...
Al Batt
Al Batt: New pirate movie is rated ARRRRRR!
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: What was your mother’s maiden name? I don’t know. How can you ...
Al Batt
Al Batt: Spare parts offer future mystery
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “We’ve been married 33 years.” “It’s nice you’ve remembered.” “It’s easy to ...
Al Batt
Al Batt: Mosquito repellent works … if you run fast enough
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: Your neighbor is out mowing the lawn. I saw that. Doesn’t that ...
Al Batt
Al Batt: Cellphones should have a turn signal app for cars
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: It’s a great day for the race. What race? The human race. ...
Al Batt
Al Batt: Anything out of the ordinary is a cause for excitement in a small town
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: I argued with my father all night about getting a nose ring. ...
Al Batt
Al Batt: Woman served time behind bars — church bars
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: How was your vacation? It was OK, but I spent half my ...
Al Batt
Al Batt: Eat something closer to you
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: You are long on appetite and short on manners. Pass the mashed ...
Al Batt
Al Batt: A copy machine for human cloning
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: I grew up poor. There were 23 kids in my family. Did ...
Al Batt
Al Batt: Teacher can’t say she wasn’t warned about looks
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: I’ve been thinking. About what? Nothing yet. Driving by the Bruces I ...
Al Batt
Al Batt: You can’t tell a brook by its clover
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: Do you have a pen I could use? No. Then what’s that ...
Al Batt
Al Batt: Bible study group walks on hands to save soles
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: My sister just got married for the third time. All three of ...
Al Batt
Al Batt: Like Goldilocks, we want spring to be just right
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: I’m tired. It’s hard getting up at five. Big deal. I get ...
Al Batt
Al Batt: Moms teach the right way to do things
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club meeting: I was an old lion tamer. I quit last year. Why did ...
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