Al Batt

Al Batt: A blizzard in honor of my birth

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “You are one of the hardest-working men I know.” “I wish I ...

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Al Batt: Snow, salt, slush and window washer solution bond like epoxy

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I think life is like scalding hot coffee in a chipped cup.” ...

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Batt: Age changes New Year’s Eve wishes

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “Could you tell me how to get to the highway?” “I have ...

Al Batt

Santa Claus is coming, weather permitting

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I got Mom a box of those chocolate-covered cherries.” “That’s what I ...

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Al Batt: Santa put yeti on abominable list

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I’m not getting my brother-in-law anything for Christmas this year because he ...

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Al Batt: You look like Al Batt … no offense

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “Has anyone ever told you that you are incredibly smart?” “No, but ...

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Al Batt: Sometimes, the early bird gets warm

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I have a toothache.” “Why tell me? I’m an eye doctor.” “Oh, ...

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Al Batt: Disappointment is in the things you didn’t do

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting in Seattle: “Does it ever stop raining here?” “It does.” “When is ...

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Al Batt: Cheap shirt matches wallet’s contents

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “Someone stole the chicken eggs I had for sale.” “Do you know ...

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Al Batt: Transistor radio brought game to life 482 miles away

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “Good morning.” “Possibly.” “Why the long face?” “My short one is in ...

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Al Batt: Toilet plungers rarely are an impulse purchase

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I can’t go outside. It’s raining.” “You brought an umbrella. Use it.” ...

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Batt: Life is driven from the inside

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 10.” “Why?” “Just to ...

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Batt: Reality TV shows are faked

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “How is retirement going for you?” “Well, I don’t really have any ...

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Batt: It doesn’t matter if you Windsor a knot, it’s how you play the game

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “Where do boxelder bugs go in the winter?” “Search me.” “Never mind. ...

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50 is new 30 … in speed limits

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “Guess what I did this weekend.” “Nothing.” “Lucky guess.” Driving by the ...

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