Al Batt

Batt: A grudge allows someone to live in your head rent-free

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “You look good. How old are you?” “I don’t know.” “You don’t ...

Al Batt

Detour means enjoy the scenery

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club: “My teacher told us that everything has a purpose.” “What do we get ...

Al Batt

Batt: Wife’s family likely drowned their sorrows on anniversary

Echoes From the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “What are you going to do today?” “I’m going to try to ...

Al Batt

Batt: To be a person is to have a story to tell

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I’m headed to Geneva.” “It’s a good day for it.” “How far ...

Al Batt

A misspelled name changes the meaning

I have two wonderful neighbors — both named Bruce — who live across the road from each other. ...

Al Batt

Team lets dead man down again

Bill Courter, who farms near Jolley, told me it’s so dry in his area that his farm had ...

Al Batt

If first guess is wrong, go with second

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I’ve decided to stop feeling guilty about everything.” “How does that make ...

Al Batt

Casinos make more money than recliners take change

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I fixed your kitchen sink, but I’ll need to be paid from ...

Al Batt

Bird in hand is best way to eat chicken

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I lost all my money in one of those Ponzi schemes.” “Cheer ...

Al Batt

What do umps do with their seeing eye dogs?

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I go to a yoga class each week.” “What day?” “Some weeks ...

Al Batt

Tolkien read is Hobbit-forming

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I bought a book on feng shui.” “Are you making use of ...

Al Batt

Boy sniffs out new diet

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I lost three balls today.” “Where were you golfing?” “Who said anything ...

Al Batt

Batt: If you’re bored, it’s your fault

Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I learned to ride a horse before I could walk.” “Wow! When ...

Al Batt

A Watkins addition to a historic expedition

Echoes from the Loafers Club Meeting: “This nice weather brings fond memories of the time I ran that ...

Al Batt

Keep fingers crossed about flying forks

My wife and one of her best friends, Linda Brekke of Owatonna, journeyed to Washington, D.C. Linda is ...

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