Al Batt
Injury from ‘safety first’ sign is suit of irony
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “So you’re remodeling the house, eh?” “Do you think I could put ...
Al Batt
Make two copies of mental notes
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I’m worried.” “What are you worried about?” “My wife left a message ...
Al Batt
It’s nice to enjoy the sun, not race it
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I have a cold.” “I hope you’re taking care of it.” “I ...
Al Batt
Duct tapeworms concern St. Menard’s Hardware
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting: “I can’t wait until the weekend gets here.” “Do you have big ...
Al Batt
Magic 8-Ball may offer sound advice
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “The doorbell repairman.”
Al Batt
If a cat’s email inbox is its food dish, than its outbox is its litter box
I hadn’t been home long. I got to bed late and my body was still operating on a ...
Al Batt
Trip to Ariz. a good cure for blizzards
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting “I’m giving you running shoes for Christmas.” “I haven’t run since I ...
Al Batt
Even Noah didn’t have matching socks
According to Men’s Health magazine, the worst food in America is Outback Steakhouse's Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch ...
Al Batt
Shovels inside not much help
Echoes from the Loafers’ Club Meeting “An alligator bit off my nephew’s finger.” “Which one?” “How should I ...
Al Batt
Lost in the parking lot? You have company
A survey cited in The Wall Street Journal found that 59 percent of women admitted to having frequent ...
Al Batt
Sleeping up a million bucks
I toured Lambeau Field. There were eight of us — two normal people, four Packer fans and two ...
Al Batt
Campaign ads hit 45-miles worth of nerves
1. I read that the human body has 45 miles of nerves. If that’s true, negative ads have ...
Al Batt
Just in time for Halloween come boxelder bug zombies
My wife found her workplace invaded by boxelder bugs. Some of bugs assumed positions on the floor. Each ...
Al Batt
Short nights for city slickers out on the farm
I don’t often eat too much, but I frequently eat too fast. I blame my haste on growing ...
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